Angry Letter

Dear man sitting in the corner booth of this restaurant, 

I'm not sure what to think honestly. I've been contemplating going over to you and tell you how I really feel but then I change my mind. Don't get me wrong, I've tried to ignore it. Tried to ignore the obnoxious chewing sounds coming from your corner booth in this restaurant. But I simply can't. You're all alone yet you're the loudest one here. This is my favorite place to go for lunch and you're ruining it right now. I didn't get any sleep last night and the noise is really putting me over the edge. I can't even focus on my homework because your chewing is so loud. I swear it's echoing off the walls and surrounding me. It's not only distracting but also gross. Please chew with your mouth closed from now on. No one wants to hear a loud chewer in a restaurant when they're trying to enjoy their food also. Now I don't want to sound rude or anything. I don't want you to think that at all, that is another reason why I didn't walk over to you and say this out loud. I didn't want to embarrass you at all. Please try to enjoy your food with your mouth closed and quietly from now on, I don't want to write another letter again.

Thank you

Sincerely, 
Girl on the other side of the restuarant